She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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