it's like heaven, but drunker
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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