no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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