don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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