I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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