It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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