weddingsv make me drug and hornr
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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