Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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