I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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