She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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