im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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