All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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