I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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bring money and cleavage
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah