So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..