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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  bring money and cleavage

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.

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• (914): View more from New York

  If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.

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  I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah

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