Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city