Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Randomize
