You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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