I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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