Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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