forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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