So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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