good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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