Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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