Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Randomize
