oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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