if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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