Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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