And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I looked at my own cervix.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I need to calm my uterus...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
