how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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