Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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