In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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