just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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