Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the day after is always just damage control
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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