so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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