Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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