Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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