I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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