That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I want a musical about memes.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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