It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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