So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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