I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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