But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I believe in your delicious
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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