I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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