And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I need moral support for this bender
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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