How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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