she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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