chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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