Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You almost got us killed.
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I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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