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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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