i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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