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He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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