Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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