So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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