just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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