I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It was a blind-side dick pic.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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