covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Randomize
